If you ever been beat with a race track, extension cord,
or shoe yo ass is ghetto.
If you ever thought "red" was a kool-aid flava yo ass is
If you refer to lightskinned people as "lightskinded" yo
ass is ghetto.
If you ever thought pacifyers, condoms or keychains were
back pack decorations...
If you take a plastic bag full of clothes to a sleep over...
If you ever ate a syrup, mayonaise or fist full of bread
If you think Denny's or IHOP is the after party spot yo
ass is definitely ghetto
If you put water in ketchup to get that extra lil' bit,
If your chicken taste like fish and your fish taste like
chicken because you used that same grease since Thanksgivin',
yes you'er ghetto.
If on your b-day, there is a kid party during the day and
the grown folk party at nite, your ass is ghetto
If you thought your cousin from out of town was fly as hell
and you would love to knock the stuffin of that a$$... yep
you're G H E T T O.
If pliers are your remote to turn on the t.v. and change
the channel... haha gettofied, you are.
If you ever played the ghetto BINGO aka that's my car, hide
and go get it, guess this movie, HOUSE, basketball with
a crate and a balled up sock or football in your house on
your knees.... Your ass is ghettoed.
If you rapped a whole NWA song when you was two years old
but couldn't say your name... umm hmmm
Yes, if you ever put a battery in the freezer, thinkin it
If you ever had to blow the livin shit out of your Nintendo
cartridge, or stick another game on top...
If your lil' brother is six with a cuban link chain, an
ear ring and a girlfriend...
If your mom ever made MOM surprise as a gourmet dish, your
ass is ghett-O
If you have a broke 21-inch floor model tv, with a little
ass 12-inch t.v on top... researchers have noticed you're
If seasonin' salt is in every food you eat...
If you don't know what the f*ck makes butter and margerine
different, you're ghetto
If you got a brother with a different daddy and both of
yall don't know where he is, your ass is ghetto.
If you ate kool aid fresh out the pack...
If you ever made a kool aid ice POP in a cup...
Hot dogs and pork and beans... oh, hell yeah!
If you ever used a dish towel to hold water in the tub...
ghetto is your middle name
If you thought Now and Laters candy was pronounced "loindladers"...
If the rain ever f*cked up your illegal cable ... yep the
cable your uncle put in... ghettopulous.
If the oven was used to heat the house and dry your clothes
then cook... Oh! dont act like it was only me.
If you would SQUEEZE your fat ass in some sh#t that's too
small just cuzz its free... you're ghetto.
If you have to reach in or out the car to open a door cuzz
one side is broke... man you ghetto.
If you found your dog... you and that mut is ghetto
If your time in the tub was limited, cuzz your brother had
to use the water... you been blessed by that black Jesus
that hangs on the wall in your living room.
If you ever sold or bought a book of $65 food stamps for
Fellas, if you ever had your name or favorite sports team
in your hair, you are ghetto.
Ladies, if you macaronize, dye, cotton ball, streak, extend,
weave or find some sh#t on the floor to put on your hair...
If you ever had a S-curl...
If you think fish sticks = Gourmet Fish -- f*ck it if you
eat fish sticks... you ghetto
If your mom ever stole silverwear or food from an all-you-can-eat
buffet, I'm sorry, if you didn't know that was ghetto, now
If you ever farted and lost some friends because of it...
you ain't only a stinkin' ass... you ghetto too.
If you only go to church on Easter and you buy that special
Easter outfit... God knows you ghetto!
If ever HUMPED somebody your ass is ghetto.
If you are 22 and ain't had your own room yet, your behind
If the first of the month is like Christmas around your
house and you get to eat fast food that nite... ghettofied
You are ghetto if you use clothes detergent to wash dishes
and dish detergent to take bubble baths.
If you got ALMOST named brand cereal (Fruity Webbles, Crunch,
If that WIC check was the source of real Cheerios and cheese,
with Juicy Juice, your ass has lived a ghettoed childhood.
If you ever shared your birthday party with a cousin because
yall's b-day in the same month... both yall ghetto.
If you will sh#t anywhere (friends house, girlfriends house,
If you're named after a car that you will never get.. your
ass is ghetto(Mercedez, Portia, Lexis)
Street lights equal curfew...
If you ever tore the mold off of molded bread or scraped
burn of burnt toast your ass is ghetto....
If you ever had the lights, telephone, or cable in your
childs name... your ass ghetto
If you ever took a shoppin cart from the grocery store,
then left it outside for the kids to play in, you and the
little bad ass kids are ghetto
If you got rats and roaches like crips and bloods and don't
believe you have a problem... you ghetto, them sh#ts ain't
part of the family.
If you consider your friends and famous folk your cousins...
you a hood rat.
If you ever heard these words "If you don't kick his ass,
I'm goin to kick yours", you haven't only been punked but
you have been through a ghetto life.
If you eatin sh#t in the grocery store that you ain't pay
for yet... you are not only stealin sh#t, you are also ghhhhhheeeeeettttttooo.
If you don't even realize stuff you do is ghetto... you
If you use some clothes or a wash colth to blow your nose
when you out of tissue... your ass is ghetto.
if you got tape holdin in the batteries to your remote control...
If you got a kitchen drawer full of kectup, mustard, duck
sauce, soy sauce or any other package from a fast food joint...
If you got a pair of Ellese, Champion, FILA, L.A Gear, Lotto's
If your girl be sendin numbered messages, and you have to
turn them upside down to read them on your pager... you
and that lazy hefa is ghetto.
F*ck it, If you laughin like hell, cryin and sh#t, remembering
situations, incidents or if you like, "HELL YEAH, THATS
TRUE THATS TRUE," and you start callin names out like Ieesha,
Ray Ray, Ronquisha, Yvette, Pookie, Jamal, Leroy, or other
ghetto sh#t... I'm sorry but you are definitely GHETTOED...
if you checkin this sh#t on somebody elses computer your
ass is straight from the hood...