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Are You Ghetto?


1. If you ever been beat with a race track, extension cord, or shoe yo ass is ghetto.

2. If you ever thought "red" was a kool-aid flava yo ass is ghetto.

3. If you refer to lightskinned people as "lightskinded" yo ass is ghetto.

4. If you ever thought pacifyers, condoms or keychains were back pack decorations...

5. If you take a plastic bag full of clothes to a sleep over...

6. If you ever ate a syrup, mayonaise or fist full of bread sandwhich...

7. If you think Denny's or IHOP is the after party spot yo ass is definitely ghetto

8. If you put water in ketchup to get that extra lil' bit, gettofabulous.

9. If your chicken taste like fish and your fish taste like chicken because you used that same grease since Thanksgivin', yes you'er ghetto.

10. If on your b-day, there is a kid party during the day and the grown folk party at nite, your ass is ghetto

11. If you thought your cousin from out of town was fly as hell and you would love to knock the stuffin of that a$$... yep you're G H E T T O.

12. If pliers are your remote to turn on the t.v. and change the channel... haha gettofied, you are.

13. If you ever played the ghetto BINGO aka that's my car, hide and go get it, guess this movie, HOUSE, basketball with a crate and a balled up sock or football in your house on your knees.... Your ass is ghettoed.

14. If you rapped a whole NWA song when you was two years old but couldn't say your name... umm hmmm

15. Yes, if you ever put a battery in the freezer, thinkin it will recharge.....

16. If you ever had to blow the livin shit out of your Nintendo cartridge, or stick another game on top...

17. If your lil' brother is six with a cuban link chain, an ear ring and a girlfriend...

18. If your mom ever made MOM surprise as a gourmet dish, your ass is ghett-O

19. If you have a broke 21-inch floor model tv, with a little ass 12-inch t.v on top... researchers have noticed you're ghetto

20. If seasonin' salt is in every food you eat...

21. If you don't know what the f*ck makes butter and margerine different, you're ghetto

22. If you got a brother with a different daddy and both of yall don't know where he is, your ass is ghetto.

23. If you ate kool aid fresh out the pack...

24. If you ever made a kool aid ice POP in a cup...

25. Hot dogs and pork and beans... oh, hell yeah!

26. If you ever used a dish towel to hold water in the tub... ghetto is your middle name

27. If you thought Now and Laters candy was pronounced "loindladers"...

28. If the rain ever f*cked up your illegal cable ... yep the cable your uncle put in... ghettopulous.

29. If the oven was used to heat the house and dry your clothes then cook... Oh! dont act like it was only me.

30. If you would SQUEEZE your fat ass in some sh#t that's too small just cuzz its free... you're ghetto.

31. If you have to reach in or out the car to open a door cuzz one side is broke... man you ghetto.

32. If you found your dog... you and that mut is ghetto

33. If your time in the tub was limited, cuzz your brother had to use the water... you been blessed by that black Jesus that hangs on the wall in your living room.

34. If you ever sold or bought a book of $65 food stamps for $20 dollars...

35. Fellas, if you ever had your name or favorite sports team in your hair, you are ghetto.

36. Ladies, if you macaronize, dye, cotton ball, streak, extend, weave or find some sh#t on the floor to put on your hair...

37. If you ever had a S-curl...

38. If you think fish sticks = Gourmet Fish -- f*ck it if you eat fish sticks... you ghetto

39. If your mom ever stole silverwear or food from an all-you-can-eat buffet, I'm sorry, if you didn't know that was ghetto, now you do.

40. If you ever farted and lost some friends because of it... you ain't only a stinkin' ass... you ghetto too.

41. If you only go to church on Easter and you buy that special Easter outfit... God knows you ghetto!

42. If ever HUMPED somebody your ass is ghetto.

43. If you are 22 and ain't had your own room yet, your behind is ghetto.

44. If the first of the month is like Christmas around your house and you get to eat fast food that nite... ghettofied you are.

45. You are ghetto if you use clothes detergent to wash dishes and dish detergent to take bubble baths.

46. If you got ALMOST named brand cereal (Fruity Webbles, Crunch, Unfrosted Flakes)...

47. If that WIC check was the source of real Cheerios and cheese, with Juicy Juice, your ass has lived a ghettoed childhood.

48. If you ever shared your birthday party with a cousin because yall's b-day in the same month... both yall ghetto.

49. If you will sh#t anywhere (friends house, girlfriends house, outside)...

50. If you're named after a car that you will never get.. your ass is ghetto(Mercedez, Portia, Lexis)

51. Street lights equal curfew...

52. If you ever tore the mold off of molded bread or scraped burn of burnt toast your ass is ghetto....

53. If you ever had the lights, telephone, or cable in your childs name... your ass ghetto

54. If you ever took a shoppin cart from the grocery store, then left it outside for the kids to play in, you and the little bad ass kids are ghetto

55. If you got rats and roaches like crips and bloods and don't believe you have a problem... you ghetto, them sh#ts ain't part of the family.

56. If you consider your friends and famous folk your cousins... you a hood rat.

57. If you ever heard these words "If you don't kick his ass, I'm goin to kick yours", you haven't only been punked but you have been through a ghetto life.

58. If you eatin sh#t in the grocery store that you ain't pay for yet... you are not only stealin sh#t, you are also ghhhhhheeeeeettttttooo.

59. If you don't even realize stuff you do is ghetto... you ghetto

60. If you use some clothes or a wash colth to blow your nose when you out of tissue... your ass is ghetto.

61. if you got tape holdin in the batteries to your remote control...

62. If you got a kitchen drawer full of kectup, mustard, duck sauce, soy sauce or any other package from a fast food joint... you ghetto

63. If you got a pair of Ellese, Champion, FILA, L.A Gear, Lotto's or B.K's.....

64. If your girl be sendin numbered messages, and you have to turn them upside down to read them on your pager... you and that lazy hefa is ghetto.

65. F*ck it, If you laughin like hell, cryin and sh#t, remembering situations, incidents or if you like, "HELL YEAH, THATS TRUE THATS TRUE," and you start callin names out like Ieesha, Ray Ray, Ronquisha, Yvette, Pookie, Jamal, Leroy, or other ghetto sh#t... I'm sorry but you are definitely GHETTOED...

Oh... if you checkin this sh#t on somebody elses computer your ass is straight from the hood...