for Guinness lovers
a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various
brewing organizations retire to the bar at the end of the
CEO of Fosters, shouts to the barman. "In 'Strailya we make
the best bloody beer in the world. Pour me a Fosters, mate!"
CEO of Budweiser, calls out next. "The finest beers in the
world are brewed in the States, and I make the king of them
all. Give me a pint of Bud!"
steps up next and says, "In Germany ve invented beer. Give
me a Dunkel Weisen, ze real king of beers."
the CEO of Duvel, shouts, "What are you talking about? The
Flemish invented beer! Barman, give me a Duvel in a tulip
glass with two fingers of head on top."
CEO of Guinness, steps forward last and says, "Barman, give
me a coke with ice please."
other four stare at him in stunned silence. Eventually Bruce
asks, "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"
replies, "Well if you bastards aren't drinking, then neither