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Joke for Guinness lovers

After a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retire to the bar at the end of the day's conferencing.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouts to the barman. "In 'Strailya we make the best bloody beer in the world. Pour me a Fosters, mate!"

Rob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next. "The finest beers in the world are brewed in the States, and I make the king of them all. Give me a pint of Bud!"

Hans steps up next and says, "In Germany ve invented beer. Give me a Dunkel Weisen, ze real king of beers."

Conrad, the CEO of Duvel, shouts, "What are you talking about? The Flemish invented beer! Barman, give me a Duvel in a tulip glass with two fingers of head on top."

Patrick, CEO of Guinness, steps forward last and says, "Barman, give me a coke with ice please."

The other four stare at him in stunned silence. Eventually Bruce asks, "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

Patrick replies, "Well if you bastards aren't drinking, then neither am I."