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You know you’re from Wisconsin if...

1. Your definition of a small town is one that has only one bar
2. Snow tires come standard on all your cars
3. You refer to the Packers as "we"
4. You can make sense out the words "upnort" and "Trivers"
5. You can identify a Michigan accent
6. You know what cow-tipping is
7. "Down South" means Chicago
8. Traveling coast to coast means going from LaCrosse to Milwaukee
9. The Big Three means Miller, Old Milwaukee & Pabst Blue Ribbon
10. A brat is something you eat
11. You were offended by the movie Fargo
12. You know that Eau Claire is not something you eat
13. You have no problem spelling Milwaukee
14. You got a passport to go to Minnesota
15. You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon
16. You know that Gotham is a real city
17. You can actually pronounce Oconomowoc
18. You know what a bubbler is
19. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your blue spruce
20. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed
21. A Friday night out is taking your girlfriend shining for deer
22. You go out for fish fry every Friday
23. You can recognize someone from Illinois from their driving
24. Bernie Brewer is your idol because he gets to dive in a giant beer mug
25. You know how to polka
26. You drink soda and refer to your dad as pop
27. Formal wear is a flannel shirt, blue jeans & a baseball cap
28. You tried to tap the Worlds Largest Six Pack
29. You were unaware there is a legal drinking age
30. You define swimming season as Labor Day weekend
31. You know where the city of Waunakee is and can pronounce it
32. You decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a weekend
33. You can visit Luxemburg, Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Berlin, New London & Poland all in one afternoon
34. Your three favorite spices are salt, pepper and ketchup
35. You design you Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit
36. You've seen mosquitoes with landing lights
37. You have more miles on your snowblower than your car
38. You enjoy driving in the winter because the potholes fill in with snow
39. Your sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie
40. You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car
41. The local paper covers major headlines on 1/4 page but requires four pages for sports
42. At least twice a year, your kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant
43. Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof
44. You think the start of deer season is a national holiday
45. You know which leaves make the best toilet paper
46. You find 0 degrees a little chilly
47. The trunk of you car doubles as a deep freezer
48. You know what to do with a Blatz
49. You actually understand these jokes
50. You forward them to all your Wisconsin friends